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One Flew Over The Cuck's Nest is the third episode of the second season, and the sixteenth episode overall.

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Julien struggles to show Grace's true colors to Obie. Audrey and Max suspect Aki is keeping a secret. Zoya learns of Nick's betrayal.

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SPOILERS AHEAD

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"Lightning" by Charli XCX

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Gossip Girl: Sweet afternoon, amorous ones. To celebrate or not to celebrate? That is not a question. One simple thing separates those who love Valentine's Day from those who do not, and it has nothing to do with candy hearts or singing telegrams. It's all about that plus one. Or in some cases, that plus two. But what about those of you who are spending this V-Day plus none? What really matters are the ways we show up for that special someone. And making sure they're showing up for you, too. This Hallmark-created holiday is for kissing and telling. Or wanting to kiss and telling them, too. Whatever your plans, Liz Taylor once said, "pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together." So, followers, pucker up.

Gossip Girl: Happy Valentine's Eve, followers. Just as certain as tomorrow will be our Upper East Sider's annual ultra-exclusive Kiss on the Lips party, I bear the promise of another sure thing. This year, Cupid is taking the day off. So to those of you who might be busy spending the day making plans to find love, know this: I'm taking over. And I'm going to make sure you and your loved ones know it. And to kick things off, let me leave you with a little blind item. Nothing is ever as good as it seems. And just because you think you know the person standing next to you, doesn't mean there's not someone else on the other side of them that you can't see.

Gossip Girl: Dating before Valentine's Day is just a game of musical chairs. Seats swap, partners change, and options are eliminated. But word is this year, there are a few unexpected players. So where will you be when the music stops? Seated comfortably? Or standing alone while everyone watches you land straight on your ass?

Gossip Girl: I told you I was going to break some hearts tonight, but what I have to share isn't exactly a lovers' quarrel. They say nothing is stronger than the bond between a father and a daughter. But we have it confirmed that Nicholas Lott has committed the ultimate betrayal: he made a deal with a devil known as Davis Calloway. Nothing worse than taking blood money to keep up with the Joneses.

Gossip Girl: There's no such thing as a love story. Because for it to be a story, it would have to have a beginning, a middle, and an end. And love doesn't end. It changes, it grows, it dims, and it dies. But even then, it's never over. It lives in your shadows, waiting to wake you in the middle of the night to tap you on your shoulder when you least expect it. A splinter you can never get out. Each love is a crime that haunts us and we pile up crimes as we go. And while we tell ourselves we'll never get caught, we know we always will. It's only a matter of time till we commit our next crime. And this one, we swear will be our last. Spoiler alert: it's never the last.

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