You Can't Take It With Jules is the eleventh episode of the first season, and the eleventh episode overall.
Summary[]
A Christmas visitor threatens to upend Julien’s life, while a new friend pushes Zoya to chart her own path. Ahead of a bombshell drop, Kate, Jordan, and Wendy clamor for control of Gossip Girl.
Plot[]
Cast[]
Starring[]
- Jordan Alexander as Julien Calloway
- Whitney Peak as Zoya Lott
- Tavi Gevinson as Kate Keller
- Eli Brown as Obie Bergmann IV
- Thomas Doherty as Max Wolfe
- Emily Alyn Lind as Audrey Hope
- Evan Mock as Aki Menzies
- Johnathan Fernandez as Nick Lott
- Adam Chanler-Berat as Jordan Glassberg
- Todd Almond as Gideon Wolfe
Guest Starring[]
- Megan Ferguson as Wendy
- Ella Rubin as Bianca Breer
- Katherine Reis a Pippa Sykes
- Julie Halston as Sharon
- Angelica Zambrana as Tati
- Grace Duah as Shan Barnes
- Jonathan B. Wright as Klaus
- Kathryn Gallagher as Heidi Bergmann
- Ann Magnuson as Donna Calloway
- Cole Doman as Rex Huntington
- De'Laney Ortiz as Jamison
Featuring[]
- Taylor Mac and The Holiday Sauce Band
Co-Starring[]
- Peter Grosz as Mr. Spencer
- Jeanette Bonner as Payton Sykes
- Stacey Van Gorder as Barrett Brier
- Dr. Orna Guralnik as Herself
- Mikey Friedman as Enzo
- Marcus Brandon as ST. Ann's Warehouse Security
- Jonathan Gomolka as ST. Ann's Warehouse Clerk
- Maya Rosewood as Personal Shopper
- Stephan Godleski as Delivery Man
- Evangeline Johns as Old Woman
- Machine Dazzle as Christmas Tree
Soundtrack[]
- "Merry Christmas Baby" by Ike + Tina Turner
- "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" by Annie Lennox
- "It Won't Be Long Til Christmas" by Diana Russ + The Supremes
- "Cocoa Beach" by MUNYA
- "Only Yesterday" by The Carpenters
- "Coal Yule" by Louis Armstrong
- "I'll Be Home For Christmas" by Beach Boys
- "Silent Night" by Taylor Mac
- "Fairytale of New York" by The Pogues + Kirsty Maccoll
- "Ole Santa" by Dinah Washington
- "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses
- "Pressure Machine" by The Killers
Memorable Quotes[]
Gossip Girl: Is there anything merrier than Christmas in New York? That, dear followers, depends on if you've made my naughty or nice list. Are you trying to wipe the slate clean, but coming up short? Pining for happier holidays past? Maybe wishing you could avoid the holidays altogether this year? Or are you drowning your sorrows the old-fashioned way, with some therapeutic online shopping? Whatever the reason for your season, my lovelies, rest assured that Gossip Grinch is watching and waiting. Waiting to snatch your presents right out from under your nose.
Gossip Girl: They say it isn't the holidays until somebody cries. But that doesn't mean they can't be happy tears. Because the holidays aren't about conflict, they're about resolution. It's a time to put the ghosts of Christmas Pasts behind us. A time to grab our Christmas Futures by their bony hands without fear, only excitement about what's to come. But you can't do that without facing the past. Facing what you've done. And nobody knows better what you've done than me. Your confessional. Your therapist. Your friend who tells you the truth. Or do I? I don't think I've been entirely honest. How could I be, anonymously? So maybe it's time to give you the best gift I can offer. I told you I saw you, but I meant I saw through you. And it's not fair for me to be the only one with that superpower. So this Christmas, I'm giving it to you. And while you may think you don't deserve it, I know it's just what you need. I made my list. I checked it twice. You know you've been naughty. Now pay the price. X-ho-ho-ho, Gossip Girl.
Trivia[]
- Katheryn Gallagher (Heidi Bergmann) and Elizabeth Lail (Lola Morgan) appeared on the first season of You, where they play friends.
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