Dress Me Up! Dress Me Down! is the seventh episode of the second season, and the nineteenth episode overall.
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While Audrey juggles her father, his new girlfriend, and Kiki's launch, Gossip Girl drives a wedge between her and Julien. Camille forms a bond with Zoya, resulting in Monet being jealous. Kate and Wendy derive a plan to get rid of Georgina.
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Gossip Girl: Good morning, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. Pardon the throwback, but I'm feeling nostalgic today. On that note, there's nothing quite like having someone who knows you better than you know yourself. Someone who knows the old you, the new you, and everyone in between. But what about the poor souls sans a tried and true? A ride or die? Especially those of you who show up for yours, when they don't bother showing up at all? For those, I have a little advice: no matter how close you feel to someone, how much trust you may have, how much you feel connected, in the end, it doesn't matter. After all, the road to hell is paved with the best intentions. My intentions, to be exact.
Gossip Girl: Spotted. Constance's elite finally making some moves of their own. Moves to align. To hold others accountable. And my personal favorite, moves to the front line, where I'll be posting up a storm just for you.
Gossip Girl: Eve gets all the blame for tempting Adam with the forbidden fruit. But let's be real: it takes two to tango. Keep your eyes on me, followers, because tomorrow, I'll be pulling back the sheets on the most illicit affair to grace my page to date.
Gossip Girl: Spotted. MDH stirring a little shit like the little shit she is. Sex-shaming poor Little Z? Monet must really be over if she's pulling such a millenial move. This semester's power grab has been powered down. The only queen we've ever cared about is Calloway. Monet de Haan, you're dismissed.
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- This episode marked Michelle Trachtenberg's final appearance before her death in 2025.
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